Escalation Prophets

Welcome to the Official Guide to Not Caring. We are the experts in escalating situations, because who needs diplomacy when you can just yell louder?

Our team of Escalation Prophets has been trained in the art of increasing tension and decreasing patience. We can help you:

• Turn a simple disagreement into a full-blown shouting match
• Convert a minor issue into a national crisis
• Transform a peaceful protest into a riot

Our services include:

• Verbal Sabotage - The art of saying nothing while still managing to offend everyone
• Nonverbal Aggression - The power of the angry stare
• Escalation by Proxy - Letting someone else do the dirty work for you